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So yesterday I called her up again (still no answer) and I decided to leave a message. I took the advice of one of my friends and acted as if I had something nice all planned out (I said that me and some other people I knew were gonna go to the comedy club in provo and then go get dinner at Chiles). I asked if she could call me back by like 6:00 pm to verify if she could make it or not. Well, no surprise, she didn’t return the call, and so far nothing has happened and the weekend is coming to an end.
Hey so if anyone has any funny ideas of things I should text her or leave on her message machine, lemme know and I’ll set up a poll and have you all vote on my next move 
here’s an idea: take a picture of your butt with yer phone and send her that in a text message. that will get her attention.
you guys were going to chile for dinner? and you just assumed she had a passport and visa ready?
Tell her that you have a friend that totally wants to date her and then describe yourself.
Here is your text:
“OK, fine - so you don’t want to date me. Don’t let that stop you from making one good decision - I have a business opportunity you may be interested in - goyin-forum.com”
OK, found some good resources for you. Some of these were maybe written as a joke, but have a LOT of truth to them:
http://www.pottymouth.org/humor/stalking.html
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1705478
And from the Harvard Review in Dec 2005:
Women depend on their keen senses of smell and hearing to protect
themselves. Some have sharp eyesight as well. In the dark, they see
movement, mainly, but not the details.
If a woman gets your scent or hears you, goodbye! Therefore approach her
carefully with the wind in your face. If you have discovered her from
the wind side without disturbing her, make a half circle around her
before you continue. To find the wind direction on a still day, wet a
finger in your mouth and hold it up.
Move slowly and carefully. A quick or jerky motion is easily detected
and may scare the woman. Watch where you place your feet–the crackling
of a dry twig may sound like a pistol shot.
Have your body under complete control. If the woman detects you,
“freeze” on the spot–that is, become absolutely motionless. The woman
may turn and look directly at you without noticing you, then move on.
Make good use of anything that will hide you–dumpsters, telephone
poles, trashcans. Do not look out from the side of a telephone pole
while standing up–get down low to the ground. To prevent your shadow
from giving you away, stick close to your cover so that its shadow
blends with yours.
The stalking business is not something you can learn by reading about
it. You need lots of practice. Stalk your mother or sister until you get
so good that you can sneak up on her without being heard.
Remember, you never want to hurt the women. You only want to observe
them in their natural habitats.
Hey, best of luck, man!
ok, i’ve always heard that girls secretly like being abused, so text her: “you’re just a light switch away from being beautiful, baby.” she’ll probably call and text you nonstop after that.
Oh - you need an idea of what to text her? Honestly, I’m not much of one with words, but let me give you this:
1 Solution
2 Words that have led to my
3 years of blissful marriage:
Animated. GIF.
Okay lewis, I am officially creeped out.
Thanks for the ideas guys… some of them sound pretty cool. i like the butt picture one but im not sure if that would be a smart move on my part -_-
Just text her that she forgot something in your car, and then drive over to her place, and give her whatever (Date #1). Then you leave something behind at her place, and then you get Date #2 when you have to go pick it up. Genius.
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